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Sept. 19          J. DB. Who suggests Ahhnold or The Rock would be excellent
                      hosts, among others, says he will think about joing SPEW. When
                      asked if he would be willing to be honorary chairperson of SPEW,
                      he says, "Okay".

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Sept. 19          I find this strategery for one of America's most heritigeous
                      institutions misguided to say the least.  And the type of singing one
                      would expect from Mr. Gandolfini ...well, there's only one way to say
                      this....Mr. Gandolfini...you are no Bert Parks!
                      In these times we need someone who truly, not only embodies the values
                      of the pageant, but can flaunt them with great aplomb. Someone whose
                      very presence says "F You" to the likes of Osama and all the Muslim
                      terrorists.  Someone who can belt out the final song in the same
                      heartfelt, sincere (albeit corny) manner of the one and only Mr. Parks.
                      My vote is for Tammy Faye Messner. Terrorists watching will take no
                      comfort in a WOMAN host, a true survivor with the necessary character
                      and appreciation for diversity (NOTE: her mastery of Kabuki theater
                      makeup techniques and her ability to appreciate the costume talents of
                      female impersonators everywhere). Only Tammy has the vigor America
                      requires in this more dangerous era.  Vote for Tammy, a true national
                      treasure who can lead the pageant into a new American century.

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                    Sept 20
                       President Clinton should be the host. Terrorists like Osama would be
                       brought to their knees.

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                    Sept 20
                        Count me in as an interested party in joining SPEW.
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                Nov 20
                        SPEW just keeps growing.  Yesterday SPEWNEWS
                        spoke with someone who knows someone who has
                        for many years worked with the pageant, attending
                        pageants with the contestant from a particular state
                        as an experienced assistant. Wow! Our source said
                        that her source emphasizes that the pageant is a
                        scholarship program and that the contestants are all
                        highly intelligent.

                        George Clooney was suggested and another spewer
                        mentioned Bill Clinton. The latter would be able to
                        serenade the contestants on the saxophone, as well
                        as draw an audience. Rhodes scholar. Married to a
                        former first lady and woman senator. So many
                        contestants are in law school. Clinton's attorney general
                        was the first woman to hold that office. Note that Janet
                        Reno was one of the answers to the eight questions
                        asked of the five finalists at the 2003 pageant. It seems
                        like a great fit in all sorts of ways, though the words "blue
                        dress" threaten to rain on this parade. One of SPEW's
                        charter members said that Linda Tripp should be one of
                        the pageant's judges, if Clinton is the host.

                        On the Tavis Smiley show Bill Clinton was described as
                        the first black president, a perception that might lend an
                        important element to the pageant. Further, Clinton's call
                        to re-invent institutions has been identified as the kind of
                        imagination essential to renewal of the pageant.